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Why are white girls so odd?
— Because, they, like, literally can’t even! (via bellezabella)

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justlearningasigo:

lucithor:

being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass

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hellyeahscarleteen:

lalondes:

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS.

Scarleteen is a vital queer and trans positive sexual health resource. Their staff do an amazing job of creating really comprehensive and helpful articles on literally every sexual topic you can imagine. They also provide live chats, advice columns, moderated discussion forums, and SMS-based peer support. This site has helped me on countless occasions, and I refer at-risk queer and trans kids to this site every single day.

Scarleteen is invaluable.

And Scarleteen needs your help.

During their annual donation drive this year, the site was only able to raise $1,500. Only fifty people out of Scarleteen’s 350,000 unique monthly visitors contributed to the fundraising drive.

This means that unless Scarleteen sees a stable, sustained, 50% increase in donations, the site will essentially be forced to go dark on May 1. No more new content, no more advice columns, no more forums, no more live chat, no more SMS support. 

This is devastating.

If Scarleteen goes dark, millions of young people, vulnerable queer and trans teens among them, will lose access to essential, fundamental sexual health resources. We cannot let this happen.

Please, please, please donate to Scarleteen. Consider making a recurring monthly contribution if you feel that this is within your means. Even $5 or $10 a month will go a long way to helping this very, very deserving organization.

And whether or not you’re able to donate at this time, please signal boost this and spread the word. Scarleteen does incredible, very necessary work, and they need our help.

Thank you so much for this, lalondes!

sik3rning:

hobovampire:

veronox:

hungarian:

testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats

dont do this

you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you

this post caused me pain

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death-rebirth-senshi:

sexecutive-outcums:

ooodle:

wat

what the everliving fuck

Why do people sexualize boobs when we could be doing this with them

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jetjenkins:

tokomon:

unabating:

FOX local affiliate accidentally shows dick pic on air

I AM SCREAMING

welcome to the internet

One way to get people to see your dong.

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porn4thesoul:

Happy St. Patrick’s Day! (;

Anonymous: how do you give a bj

gnarly:

get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord

Sex tip: Show your lover your sex tape you made with an ex.

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