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moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

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sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

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yeevil:

just how big do they think the lavatory is? or, i suppose, how small do they think straight people are??

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battymind:

FINALLY! Life hacks I can actually use! =P

Also whoever thought of this is my hero.

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Are you still a virgin?

wheretheshadowis:

With parents:

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In public:

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Talk dirty to me

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